I know. It’s been a while. I’m prodigal as fuck. But it’s really for a good reason.
Okay, it’s not for a good reason at all. I was a lazy wench and was applying to grad school. That’s pretty much the end of it. But now I’m back. I’d like to tell you more stories of my life’s nonsense. Trust that plenty of postable and hilarious bullshit has happened to me in the last year and a half.
Let’s take this on another spin, shall we?